Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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