listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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