I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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