She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She even gives head with a lisp.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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