Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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