Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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