Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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