I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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