I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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