Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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