If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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