The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dicks are not precious.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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