Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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