i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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