Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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