Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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