Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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