"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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