why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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