omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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