I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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