at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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