She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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