I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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