Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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