His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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