I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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