Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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