It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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