at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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