I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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