Cold hands, warm shart.
Dual....:-)
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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