It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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