Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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