yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
