I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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