does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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