the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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