she was so not down for the gang bang
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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