i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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