i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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