____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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