Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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