the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
