soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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