...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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