And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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