we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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