I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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