I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
50% drunk capacity currently
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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