I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I party with great urgency now.
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