He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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