i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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