It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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