Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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