apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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