So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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